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Eight Lindisfarne Oysters

£12.00

The food of St Cuthbert and his Monks -which is close enough to God for us. Praise for these molluscs came from another God, one of Rock... Geordie boy, Sting told Simon Rimmer on 'Sunday Brunch', that Lindisfarne Oysters were ‘The Best in the world’. Whilst we can't guarantee that these will affect or enhance your performance in any activity,  Tantric or otherwise, we can guarantee the freshness, the creaminess and unmistakable ozoney taste of these local aphrodisiacs. A squeeze of fresh lemon juice and a drop or two of Tabasco and your zinc levels will be through the roof! Let's...

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The food of St Cuthbert and his Monks -which is close enough to God for us. Praise for these molluscs came from another God, one of Rock... Geordie boy, Sting told Simon Rimmer on 'Sunday Brunch', that Lindisfarne Oysters were ‘The Best in the world’. Whilst we can't guarantee that these will affect or enhance your performance in any activity,  Tantric or otherwise, we can guarantee the freshness, the creaminess and unmistakable ozoney taste of these local aphrodisiacs. A squeeze of fresh lemon juice and a drop or two of Tabasco and your zinc levels will be through the roof! Let's get shucking!

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